Saturday, 21 September 2013

Hakuna Matata Parody!


Voldemort :- X ! , What a wonderful phrase
Wormtail :- X ! , They don't get any Worse
Voldemort :- It means no Harry , For the rest of your Days
Both :- It's a Problem free , Artillery
Voldemort :- X !
Draco :- X ?
Wormtail :- Yeah It's our favorite Hex
Draco :-What's an Hex?
Voldemort :- Geez kid, What the Hex wrong with you?
Wormtail :- Draco those two words will solve all your problem
Voldemort :- That's Right ,Take Wormtail here , Why ,When he was young Hogwarts(Student)
Wormtail :- When I was a young Hogwarts (Student)
Voldemort :- Very Nice
Wormtail :- Thanks
Voldemort :- He found his persona lacked a certain appeal
Voldemort :- and He was teased and abused until he squirmed and he squealed
Wormtail :- I'm a sensitive soul though I was so chagrined
Wormtail :- That they put me in Gryffindor, and not Slytherin
Wormtail :- And oh, the shame

Voldemort :- (He was ashamed!)
Wormtail :-Such a lame nickname
Voldemort :- (Yeah, Wormtail's pretty lame.)
Wormtail :- And I wanted to quit 
Voldemort :- (How did ya feel?)
Wormtail :- Well, I felt like sh-
Voldemort: Hey! Wormy! Not in front of the kids!
Wormtail: Oh. Sorry.
Both :- X !, So nicely depraved!
Voldemort :- X ! , Even though you don't shave - yet
Draco :- It means no Harry, he'll go straight to the grave 
Voldemort :- (Yeah, sing it kid!)
Both :- It's our recipe for anarchy
All : X!
Voldemort:- Welcome to the dark side.
Draco:- You're all killers?
Voldemort:- We kill whoever we want.
Wormtail:- Yup! Turn 'em into rump roasts!
Draco:- That's beautiful!
Wormtail:- That Order of the Phoenix makes me so mad!
Draco:- I'm so angry I could kill a whole house-elf.
Voldemort:- Heheh. we don't need a house-elf killed. Yet.
Draco:- An owl?
Voldemort: Nuh-uh.
Draco :- Harry Potter!
Voldemort :- NO! HE'S MINE! 
Voldemort :- Listen, if you're gonna be a Death Eater, you have to act like a Death Eater. 
Voldemort :- And there's one fella that REALLY needs to... "go away".
Draco :- Ooh, who's that?
Voldemort:- A certain headmaster... who did you think?
Draco:- Oh. Wow.
Voldemort:- Oh yeah. I hope you're not chicken.
Wormtail:- Unforgivable, yet satisfying!
Voldemort:- This is a rare opportunity. Mhmmm. He'll die with a very pleasant crunch.
Wormtail:- You'll learn to love 'it!
Voldemort:- I'm tellin' ya kid, this is a great life. No rules, no accountability
Voldemort :- ohoho, and the little muggle kind. And best of all, we're all pureblood! 
Voldemort :-That is except me. Well, kid?
Draco:- Oh well...
Wormtail :- Hey! Don't point that at me!
Draco :- X! Haha! Unforgivable, yet satisfying.
Voldemort :- That's it!
All :- X ! X !
All :- X ! X !
All :- X ! X !
All :- X !
Draco :-It means no Wormy, and Dumbledore's in his grave
All :-Love to hear them scream in that flash of green...
All :-X !


Identify X!



Answer (highlight to read) :- "X" - Avada Kedavra




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